A snooze-fest so far...

Make up for your brain-dead co-worker by tipping Katie 30% for your next 12 visits.

United Airlines did not.

Next time on Ask The Salty Waitress: How much should I tip if my dinner experience was ruined by extreme negligence from the restaurant?  

this never gets old

I’m curious whether the new ones offer better connectivity in areas with congested radio signals (airports, train stations, streets in NYC, etc.)

Oh I just love how ‘at most $5' in 2016 becomes ‘$10/day, per person’, after some ‘cost-of-living adjustment’ in 2019. Do you live in South Sudan or Venezuela?

Class action lawsuit against Boeing incoming (if not already)...

I don’t think the Global Times’ readers would have a difficult time figuring out why China and Japan are at odds. 

It’s the same basic quid pro quo/intimidation tactic, whether coming from the US or China.

I could’ve sworn I’d read something like this about the iPhone X just about a year ago, written by the esteemed ACE

omfg the past couple of days have been brutal. I’ve been on ExpressVPN for the past month and they have been all but crippled for the last two days. They are slowly recovering for sure but it still takes a few tries to get connected for me. I hadn’t realized that but yeah definitely the 13th messing with the plebs. 

This Sergio Ramos getting the second yellow for almost kicking someone in the face is just la liga in a nutshell.

ggmu

Here’s a tip (pun intended): next time around tip 125% in cash, wave the stack of bills in the air, while loudly announcing to the entire restaurant the amount you’re leaving at the table. That ought to do the trick. 

“Have a star, you fuckwit”.

we popped popcorn on the stove in a covered frying pan

Cook it in the microwave, cook it on the stovetop. I’m not using my precious single-use appliance quota on a stupid hot air corn popper.

Single-use appliances are stupid, including that damned hot air corn popper, except for a coffee grinder. 

Maybe De Jong is his own man and trying to fit him into any of the three great player molds (two of which no longer in the league), in a team that doesn’t play for Pep anymore, is completely senseless.