Ok, let’s see.

I understand why you are going after the Chase/Amazon card/angle, with Amazon being who they are. But honestly I wouldn’t be surprised that Chase shares (or makes available) its data, the same kind it shares with Amazon, with any large corporation that’s willing to pay. In other words, everything.

Good riddance I say. Ryan Babel seems like a solid signing and more than capable replacement.

Meanwhile, Tim Ream air-kicks on clearance attempts. 

The Good (insert your favorite noun here) is the new American (insert your favorite noun here) and needs to stop.

I wrote a long-ass response to the various levels of bullshit contained in this article and fucking kinja ate it.

My favorite way of using the Amazon Echo is not using it.

Superlatives is what sells content these days. 

Is it just me or does the video auto-play? 

Regardless of whether he/she says yes/no/maybe/whatever, make sure you tip the server 25%!

Massively underrated comment.

Gotta keep it under 30 books you know. Unfortunately, hers was the 31st that I have so it’s gotta go!

Marie-Kondo-ing itself does not spark joy for me. So I decided to Marie-Kondo the Marie-Kondo.

Related question: why won’t some restaurants even take names of incomplete parties waiting for tables?

Hate to be blunt, but this sounds and looks absolutely horrendous. 

1Password.

Or just claim to be So-and-So when their table is called and nobody answers immediately.

Are we turning this into a regular series: 500 Days of Papa John?

But can they stop themselves from crashing into steel baseball backstops? 

Do not use a blade grinder to grind Coffee.

Do not use a blade grinder to grind Coffee.