To me, personally, purposefully sleeping like crap before a red-eye means two consecutive nights of terrible sleep instead of one.

Bear ‘I’m familiar with that situation’ Grylls

Best defensive display of denying a teammate’s scoring opportunity since Nani on Ronaldo.

My guess is that the experience has more to do w/ enjoy now than remember later. 

That’s all. 

I was going to make a joke about maggots being an actual ingredient in a dish or something... oh well

No column about goalkeeper howlers is complete without the mention of Loris Karius. 

I sure hope she tips well on her bland appetizer. 

I believe the correct take on this game is ‘lads it’s Tottenham’.

This is a terrible take. Move on.

Sorry what did you say I can’t hear you over the noise your knee caps being crushed as I recline my seat to the max.

So you spent 20 minute on the phone arguing about a $2 mashed potato? Honestly I value my time more than that. 

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Sorry but vertical dock on the side of the screen is the way to go, TouchBar or not.

This. I ended up specifically going out and buying instant coffee for tiramisu last time I made it because I don’t normally have it on hand. 

Then you are sadly missing out on the robust (may be good or bad) flavors of those tiny packets and the endless possibilities of mixing in other random bits of veges and whatnot that you might have in the fridge when actually cooking that ramen. Not all slab instant ramens are created equal and I’ll gladly take most…

Allow me to re-direct you to the comment section of this older Lifehacker article:

The very same question can be asked with respect to literally any small consumer electronics that have non-removable lithium-ion batteries.

Paypal me $25 and I promise to email you a detailed personalized diet suggestions based on my telepathically communicated testing of your genome, which includes innovative weight-loss ideas such as eat less and exercise more.

Counterpoint: I like to add coffee to my half&half from the fridge and only then add sugar to that concoction.