As far as the ‘Florida man’ challenge goes, this is actually pretty underwhelming.

Not to mention the lack of any sign-up bonus. It’s simply a card for the fanbois. 

Make up for your brain-dead co-worker by tipping Katie 30% for your next 12 visits.

Next time on Ask The Salty Waitress: How much should I tip if my dinner experience was ruined by extreme negligence from the restaurant?  

Oh I just love how ‘at most $5' in 2016 becomes ‘$10/day, per person’, after some ‘cost-of-living adjustment’ in 2019. Do you live in South Sudan or Venezuela?

I don’t think the Global Times’ readers would have a difficult time figuring out why China and Japan are at odds. 

omfg the past couple of days have been brutal. I’ve been on ExpressVPN for the past month and they have been all but crippled for the last two days. They are slowly recovering for sure but it still takes a few tries to get connected for me. I hadn’t realized that but yeah definitely the 13th messing with the plebs. 

This Sergio Ramos getting the second yellow for almost kicking someone in the face is just la liga in a nutshell.

ggmu

Here’s a tip (pun intended): next time around tip 125% in cash, wave the stack of bills in the air, while loudly announcing to the entire restaurant the amount you’re leaving at the table. That ought to do the trick. 

“Have a star, you fuckwit”.

we popped popcorn on the stove in a covered frying pan

Cook it in the microwave, cook it on the stovetop. I’m not using my precious single-use appliance quota on a stupid hot air corn popper.

Single-use appliances are stupid, including that damned hot air corn popper, except for a coffee grinder. 

Maybe De Jong is his own man and trying to fit him into any of the three great player molds (two of which no longer in the league), in a team that doesn’t play for Pep anymore, is completely senseless.

Good riddance I say. Ryan Babel seems like a solid signing and more than capable replacement.

Meanwhile, Tim Ream air-kicks on clearance attempts. 

The Good (insert your favorite noun here) is the new American (insert your favorite noun here) and needs to stop.

My favorite way of using the Amazon Echo is not using it.

Superlatives is what sells content these days.