The Yeezy 700s are ugly as sin, that’s why. 

‘I’d def go to Red Lobster again.’ 

The Salty Waitress would’ve been proud.

Can Chrome please also nuke some websites’ incessant and excessive ‘yet another request to disable AdBlock’?

press corps

That’s fucking disgusting. But make sure you tip your server 25-30%, at least. 

I’m perfectly happy buying all the ‘dumb’ Sonos speakers before they stuff them with various flavors of personal digital assistant that I did not ask for (yes I know they can be turned off).

Oh the good ol’ iPhone 5 marked the time when I switched from Android sold my soul to Apple and hopped on the iPhone bandwagon.

Looking forward to the rest of this series. Whenever fall/winter rolls around, my crave for a bowl of ramen goes into overdrive as the temperature drops. Never been adventurous enough to make my own bowl at home though. Hopefully what you got in the upcoming articles will lend me enough courage to give it a shot. 

Drosphila geneticists definitely tend to have too much morbid fun when it comes to naming their discoveries. See also the Indy gene, which stands for I’m not dead yet.

‘I mean go to a regular party in the fantastic outfit you bought for $5 on November 1.’

Honestly not that surprising to me.

WeWork, WeDrink, WeDrunk. 

If this is to make Jon Gruden jealous and itchy about coming back to MNF, I think it might be working. 

iOS.

The same way they passed on Tom Brady and Antonio Brown? 

Always good to keep in mind that holding down power and either of the volume buttons for ~3 secs disables biometric unlock on iPhone X (presumably XS and XS Max, if not more).

Rookie mistake, always leave your may-or-may-not-be-underage-but-has-no-ID-to-prove-it-either-way companion outside when going booze shopping.

Into the Pacific ocean, dumped off of the back of a cruise ship is what I came up with in a pinch. Oh I’m sure it’s already been done hundreds of times.