‘Whether the move puts Dunkin’s latte reputation on par with that of Starbucks will be a question for the future.’

Kyrie’s burner account confirmed. 

‘It’s not a perfect rectangle, but it’s still a highly angular quadrilateral.’

*me when making halloween candy

OP is saltier than the Salty Waitress.

Pretty sure Drew started out by Googling ‘what makes delicious pairing with caviar’ before proceeding to put caviar on just everything else.

From https://vitals.lifehacker.com/how-to-get-a-safe-abortion-by-mail-1829868242

Is the Tesla charging cable the new anti-theft device like a manual transmission?

It’s telling that philosophers are completely left off the chart. 

Fuck me, this show’s got a slow painful death. 

tbf Elon didn’t specify if it’s going to be Dec 10 2018 or Dec 10 2035.

Forget the Mega Millions jackpot, I’ve been entering the damn Hamilton ticket lottery every single day for almost a year and haven’t won jack squat. 

underrated comment. 

Oh great, can’t wait for these to hit the streets sidewalks of NYC, recklessly weaving through pedestrians, and maybe crash into the sidewalk scaffolding.

Once that gold makes its way through your digestive tract, it’s literally money down the drain.

And it costs just $20 $13.39

Also, reminds me of this gem that I used to have.

Yay for one more thing to potentially break?

Granted I haven’t been using 1Password for all that long but man it’s been life-changing and hasn’t at all malfunctioned or locked me out of an account (yet, knock on wood). The latest iOS integration really fixed one of the last major annoyance of using a password manager on iOS devices.

I feel bad that this doesn’t happen to him often enough. If he is willing to inflict similar unnecessary acts on others, it’s only fair that he gets his own share.