I don't think Streisand probably had a whole lot of experience at singing Christmas songs.

The Trump Campaign, explained.

Good to see an attempt to atone for the bizarre Sinatra bashing in the earlier column.

Remember, he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good.

Just the big musical number.

That certainly looks overwrought.

Domo Arigato , Mr. Esmail

And the AV Club boards are remarkably well behaved in comparison with just about every place else.

It knows what it did.

If you are Patton Oswalt and would like to leave a masterful quote, press Three.

You've never been to the Breitbart comment boards, have you?

When will the ultra-wealth finally have their voice heard?

So we are using the term "Great" in the sense of large, as in the "Great War", rather than to show approval or accomplishment, right?

Between bouts of studying for an exam to get a professional accreditation I want, I'll likely be doing some racing in Project Cars.

Maybe if no one watches it people will stop paying Adam Sandler to make movies.

The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler. I'm a fan of film noir, but I had never read any of the source material until this year. It was interesting to see how much neutering of the subject matter (Drugs, sex, porn) had occurred because of the film code. The plot in the book actually make quite a bit more sense than the…

But doing nothing at all is vastly preferable to trying for goals with you see as only "symbolic" right? Jello shots are preferable to protest about anything other than that which you have decided is the single most important thing.
Look. I'm sure your heart is in the right place. As is theirs. The fact that I think…

God, I really feel bad for the kids you "mentor". Your "It's best not to even try" attitude will only make it less likely that they will improve the world.

As I've said earlier, sometimes it's best to leave good things from the past well enough alone.

The charm in somethings is their simplicity.