Look, I know powerful people like you don't need to answer to peons like me, but please answer my question.

I think the concern is more about the inclusion of celebrities at all, since that seems so out of character with the original show.

Tell us, for your extremely powerful position in life (Far superior to a mere Senator), who do you respect more, those kids at Princeton who are protesting in ways you do not approve of (How dare they ignore a powerful and important person like you!), or the kids at Princeton who are only concerned with when the next…

And of course you were just as important as the Politicians of the time, right? The entire nation was deeply affected by your personal failure.

Now having Sarah Palin riff over a movie could be an amazing experience.

And by the time they will be running this country they will have changed. Are you exactly the same as you were in college? In college were you as important as a candidate for President? Shall we blame college aged YOU for the state of the country because you didn't sacrifice in the right way as much as we should…

No they aren't as serious a problem. They are college kids. They are not people who are attempting to set policy for the entire nation. To say they are are of the same importance is simply a ridiculous false equivalence.

I just keep hearing a voice in my head saying……Blues Brothers 2000.

and the 19 writers will all get to write at least a couple of words an episode.

I do understand why so many people want to be involved, but this could quickly turn into a real hodgepodge.

They thought she was uppity.

She's a Saint?

Should we give the kids the option to have vodka instead of milk too? How about offering them rancid meat, in case that's what they'd prefer?

In the absence of any logical reason to disagree with good nutrition for children, what explains the vitriol then, especially when it is exhibited in openly racist terms?

Why are you so committed to denying that the vitriol directed at the First Lady has anything to do with racism?

Good nutrition only became important recently? Did Michelle Obama invent the idea of not eating crap?

Yup.

Not legally in the UK.

There wasn't the same sort of backlash against Laura Bush's literacy efforts.

Ejaculate.