We have top men working on cancer.

Is there a "leering pervert" emoji?

I keep telling them that I'll destroy the company for half that money.

They paid her $36.6 million for her first six months of work. When she's eventually fired, she'll get $110 million as a golden parachute.

I'd rather get struck by a well filled Wonder Bra.

They'll get a better return than they are on the giant pile of money that they deliver to their CEO every month.

Normcore? Is that Cheers fanfic or This Old House fanfic?

Isn't fanfic weird by definition?

“People aren’t really interested in hearing new stuff,” he said,

Ernest Cline? Damn his second book sucked. I hope he's less lazy in his writing for MST3K.

I'm not all that pleased to see that Python is exclusively on a service I more than likely won't be subscribing to.

I have to be honest, I'm not really familiar with some of these people. Do their senses of humor seem like they'll mesh well with the announced cast?

Based on picture in the soundtrack video still, it looks like it simulates eating disorders.

Lately I've been considering a career change in going into the lucrative Cult Leader business.

And then the Republicans used it as a handbook for developing their platform for the next 25 years.

I'm really amped up about this.

Only if he has a redhead, a nerdy chick, a stoner and a dog with him.

Who's going to play the pigeon that he fell in love with?

Those are actually funnier than our jokes.

Meanwhile, every Republican candidate said that Onward Christian Soldiers was their favorite song.