Dollars. Right.

I was told his favorite song was the Communist Internationale.

The one Nicholas Cage used in Con Air?

Did you type that while smugly looking directly into the camera?

I'm surprised that there is still so much love for House of Cards

It comes after they all die.

No, It's the sequel to Snow Dogs

Well, it appears he's probably not a Muslim, so he might be allowed in. Although Jesus….hmm, sounds kind of rapist and killer like.

How's it going Mr. Gibson?

The Mummy is the bad guy, so being non-white is actually preferred!

Well, of course only a woman can be a Mummy! - Random FoxNews pundit.

When you can out asshole Trump, you have really accomplished something.

Jesus, the scumbag is going to use it as an "Would you like to see my etchings" ploy to try and hit on starlets. Creep.

The column should have mentioned that the fantasy sequence where Ralphie defends his family with the BB gun are the intellectual and scientific basis for the NRA' s crime prevention policies.

Well, it all works out in the end that no film ever makes a profit that has to be shared with people who have points in the film, and that's all that really matters.

"The numerous number"

You just have a thing for Markie Post's boobs.

Maybe if the moderate sludge came out and denounced the radicals…

Thankfully these comedy masterpieces are being preserved for future generations rather than being lost to history.

I don't think they'd incarcerated you after one of the eight gun nuts on the bus managed to actually hit you with a lucky shot.