And Sean Patrick Flanery

THOSE MONEY WORSHIPING FILM MAKERS STOLE MY SHIFT KEY.

"Ahem" - Donald J. Trump

Top. Men.

What if we get top men to do the casting?

The lack of awe and reverence isn't exactly a bad thing.

Contribute $1000 to my Kickstarter, and we'll forget the whole thing.

I think you are making my point. There isn't even the pretense of accountability, and yet people happily accept and defend it.

They have no obligation to provide the promised product at all. There have been plenty of them that have taken the money and said "Gosh, it just didn't work out. Sorry, Suckas".

I think it says a lot about the debasement of our economic system that the notion of making donations to a for-profit business enterprise isn't considered absolutely laughable. What business wouldn't want to keep all of the profits while off loading the financial risk? Hell, they get to keep the money even if they…

Seeking investors without offering ownership, financial return, or accountability in return is a pretty bizarre notion of the free market.

When the film shifts from Noah having sex with a hot furry to Noah soberly contemplating his father’s mortality…

Character 1: Nasty Nellie needs nookie.

Sounds like a 50 Shades of Grey knock off.

"If you work extra hard and pay your dues it will be worth it in the long run."

The trains will be running on time.

"Founder Quality" is actually a bit of Tea Party rhetoric I've heard them use to describe politicians they like (AKA: the criminally insane).

Ben Franklin is going to come and give them a beat down.

But it will be a very classy global thermonuclear war.

Was "The Pretentious Dipshits" already taken?