You mean like people who get all upset when college kids think he's not terribly funny?

Or it could be that he was overblown when he mischaracterized the reaction to some of his jokes.

Hitler had better hair.

Is one of you the evil twin?

That's an ..ummm…eclectic mix.

As long as the iceberg burns spectacularly when it hits the ship, I'm in.

Let Hologram Tupac direct.

I believe Fallon achieved the Platonic Ideal of "Obsequious Suck Up" during Madonna's "comedy" set.

I don't think Letterman had a sense of superiority. He just didn't act like the celebrities on his show were superior to him.

They share a parent company in 21st Century Fox.

"Two Broke Rambos"

"Everybody Loves Rambo"

I'd watch the show if it had his character get beaten and/or tortured at least once an episode.

He remembers there were paychecks.

We've always been at war with Eastasia.

Who has poor enough diction to play Rambo's son?

"I can't repel tits of that magnitude!"

"And you don't want to know what I do to people who mention midichlorians."

I hope they have Han shoot 6 different guys first in the cantina just to fuck with Lucas.

Bill Murray as Nick or GTFO.