Because you accept Tay Tay as your entertainment overlord?

No, they couldn't get to the damned Star Wars week comments either.

The Smith Brothers in cough drops

Readers of the A.V. Club don't need awkwardness explained to them.

It's a re-gift.

I don't know. None of the kids in the picture has their tongue entirely outside their mouth.

But not as creepy as the header picture.

There's always meth.

They better be sassy. Minority friends have to be sassy.

Aren't they a bit young to be calling them Ho?

Is that where he stored his grain?

Dammit, where did your post come from?

The Bold wasn't good enough for them.

After seeing only the dreadful first movie, I continue to be surprised that this franchise is still going.

She's from Canada. You don't know her.

What if it was one of those military grade flashlights?

Well, as long as he uses them to exterminate for good, rather than evil, it shouldn't be a problem.

He'll have a time machine.

Except for that whole "being in Russia" part.

It's a Trap!