You aren't talking about Trump, I hope.

Trump has pretty much buried that bar deep in the earth's crust.

William Howard Taft. If he got down, he'd never be able to get up again.

The pyramids were built to store copies of Dianetics!

Grover Cleveland got jiggy wit it in non-consecutive terms.

They have Ancient Roman military units in their Vajayjay?

Why did MLK cross the road?

Same for me with Interstellar.

I told him not to go into that coal mine.

We need a Leather Tuscadero clone army.

I like the movies when I see them, especially the origin stories. I never felt like I could be on the set, at 3 o’clock in the morning, tired, with 10 important decisions to make, and know, intuitively, what the story needs. For me, I’d be copycatting and not inventing.

It's an investment. In 88 years the commercial rights to the album will be worth….lets see….let's factor in inflation…take the cube root….carry the 2….Ummm, precisely jack shit.

I keep telling myself that, but the hallucinations keep coming back. In the last one he tweeted out a bunch of ridiculously incorrect and racist crime statistics, and pretty much got away with it. How crazy is that? Thank God that could never happen in the real world.

Look, she didn't say he was better than you, just that it was different. And the difference was that it was more enjoyable.

We could treat women with dignity and respect. That generally pisses them off.

Per IMDB she hasn't worked at all since 2009.

"Murderer Supports Radical Communist Sanders" - FoxNews.

An antibiotic can help that.

He's hooking up with his girlfriend's dad?

They're making it kind of easy for Santa, aren't they?