Ignorance, anger and xenophobia.

Joe Biden?

My fun glands are used for an entirely different purpose.

We're generally grumpier around Jimmy Fallon.

Fallon would have made a great court jester, sucking up to the King in the most obsequious ways.

It can be two things.

No. No, I will not. I do not find celebrities acting childish to be charming.

They'll just replace him with a hologram.

Not SNL. It will continue on in mediocrity until the heat death of the universe.

A disgraced ex-Speaker of the House vs. Alien? I'm in!

Ummm…those people are naked.

I felt a tremor in the force as if….wait, no, it was just a giant underground worm. Never mind.

Wasn't The Last Starfighter basically that?

Especially if you are a televangelist.

I always liked Stripes more.

It can be two things.

That wasn't your mind.

Rumor is Coke broke up his marriage to Christie Brinkley. You'd be pissed too.

I don't know that much about directing, but wasn't the "Your Brain on Drugs" spot just a single motionless shot of a frying pan?

And yet we wonder how Trump is doing so well.