Oh, Gosh, I forgot again that humans always react rationally and without emotion when presented with visual imagery they aren't expecting.

At least he wasn't forced to lip-sync with Fallon.

"Hey, Who's that skinny glowing guy standing next to Alec Guinness? I don't remember him being in this movie."

Your Immediate assumption would be that the seats are advertising something entirely innocuous?

How would you feel if you stepped into that car unaware of the show being advertised?

Renaming all the subway stops after extermination camps might have been a bit over the top.

I can see why people are fuhrerious.

"Yuuuge Brother is Watching You."

I don't see anyplace for the Muslims to register for the database.

This is more like, "Some day we might open a smoothie store. Give us $500 dollars now, so that we can pay our legitimate business expenses for setting up the store., and if we ever do open, will give you a coupon for one free smoothie! We don 't want to have to actually pay the costs of running our business, we'd…

Do people "donate" to professional sports teams?

Does retweeting bogus crime statistics from racists count as something 'said"?

That's not what she said.

Sadly, I'm nor sure if it even makes the top 5 of "Most sickening things said by Republican candidates this week".

"I believe we should be carrying out attacks against Sunni leadership nodes, videotaping the whole thing and putting it up on Youtube so that the world can see these people are not invincible," he said. "I want the world to see how these ISIS leaders cry like babies when they're captured. I want the world to see how…

You never saw a picture of Harriet Meirs, huh?

Sam Haskell, CEO of the Miss America Organization, told Deadline he’s “so pleased to continue our successful partnership with ABC. Miss America, Dick Clark Productions and ABC have worked tirelessly to make the national competition one of the most important specials on television.”

Seems like an odd choice for Beck.

Rich people and "Principles" often don't mix well.

Hey if giving your money away to businesses so that they can make bigger profits is your thing, knock yourself out. In fact, how would you like to donate $500.00 to my business?