When I die, in lieu of lowers, please make a donation to Exxon/Mobile so that they can buy paperclips.

Have you read the script of The Paul Masson Story? It needed work.

[Manuel, his immigrant caregiver looks at his watch impatiently]

Yep, people accept lots of illogical things.

"Thanks for writing this movie. Here's a sled. We live in Southern California, so really, it's pretty useless, but enjoy."

Yep, they successfully pushed off their legitimate business expenses on the public without having any obligation to those who made their success possible.

Perhaps they live perpetually in that wonderful relaxed and warm space where you are just about to drop off to sleep.

Yes there is a difference. Donations are for charities, not for profit businesses.

I do so wish I could disagree.

Truth. Seriously, would you have guessed that the stable of Republican candidates could have been worse than in 2012?

"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…"

Hey, just be happy that they figured out it would be in bad taste to have Blake Shelton and Carrie Underwood host in black face.

Are the unarmed injured men minorities?

In life, you don't always get your public moment of triumph. I think that sort of feel good ending would have been out of character for the show.

That Lou really wanted to get together with Aunt Robin the whole time?

My problem is with the basic concept, not the individuals involved.

Ooh, those cocksucking hoopleheads over in Lavernge are acting up again, eh?

Sooo many decades left.

Perhaps you should make a charitable donation to ABC/Disney to help them cover the costs of The Force Awakens being illegally downloaded.

Public Radio is a not-for profit.