Those pictures are waaaaay too clean to represent the reality of any arcade.

Damn. Screwed up again.

We won't know if they really have the hat until someone opens the box.

Kinky.

"seedbox" sounds dirty.

Are Barn raisings fun?

I think he is saying that he isn't watching the show because he is currently engaged in sexual intercourse with someone.

Oooh, maybe I should watch it then.

Some times it's best to leave the past in the past.

They were older than 14 so I was fairly sure it wasn't El Dan's fault.

How do you explain those two drifters you have tied up in your basement?

It will be the classiest day of the year!

Well, you can call him Ray, or you can call him Day….

"If I'm elected President stores will start displaying Christmas decorations in July." - Donald Trump

Maybe it will get a second chance from one of the streaming services.

Looks like I picked a bad day to quit drinking ouzo.

Much like your Uncle Ben.

"I blame Chieftan Obama."

They briefly considered calling the show Ben Stein but even the people at Fox can't stand that bastard.

Only if he sings Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds again.