It's the ciiiiiircle of hype!

They should be required to watch the entirety of an Adam Sandler film.

I know.

The only thing that will stop a bad hatchet wielding psychopath is a good hatchet wielding psychopath.

It wouldn't take a whole lot to convince me that we already live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

They smell like midichlorians.

Is it the ideal thing to have done? No. But damn, those kids have pretty much been spot on through this. I'm willing to cut them some slack.

It's always good to see a small indie film get a boost by being associated with a blockbuster trailer.

I've done it with a full size spare. You do look like kind of a moron standing on the side of the road hitting your car with a tire, but it did get it loose.

I think the protesting students felt like the media coverage was trivializing their efforts.

Helpful hint that I picked up from a tow truck guy:

It's the American way. Just like graphic violence being preferable to people physically expressing their affection.

I like playing with those people.

"I'll put you down as "Benghazi"."

"What do you think the biggest threat to America is?
1. President Obama
2. Muslims
3.Manuel, the lawn care guy
4.Benghazi"

It wasn't life insurance I hope.

It was Donald Trump's favorite show.

Oh, come on, there's natural hilarity in this. Just think of your last call to Comcast customer service. The incompetence combined with the disrespect is comedy gold.

or sarcasm.

Example: Carly Fiorina attacking feminism.