Yeah, exactly. DST is everything that's scary about analog clocks; by mechanically moving the hands, that guy made it an hour later. What gives him that kind of power? Doesn't that mean that ANYBODY could move the hands and make it any time they want?

Also, Evil Jeff would definitely go with a cool facial scar over a goatee.

I think the answer might be in the middle—a lawyer did bring Abed the tape, but he hallucinated it was Evil Jeff.

Yeah, Troy and Abed bumped into each other that way three times tonight, and every time Troy was the one to give in. That doesn't bode well.

The lines aren't painted; they're yellow electrical tape.

Having read the spoilers above, this comment is deeply hilarious.

Go back and re-watch the episode where she acts as Barney's wingman because Ted is unavailable. She has more in common with Barney than anyone else in the group.

dilettanted That sounds like an excellent opportunity to get beaten to death by jocks who are sure they're doing God's work. The comparative threat level is not the same for being a sassy and outspoken nerd versus being a sassy and outspoken young gay man.