Except this time, when they point their gun at the Exxon-Mobil mercenaries protecting said corporate land, they will be shot dead instantly and no one will give a shit.

The wrinkle everyone is missing here is that the ref is his girlfriend’s father.

Wait...for decades of combustion-powered automobiles, 0-60 times were everything. It’s the primary stat the entire automotive publishing industry was built upon. But with battery-powered cars we’re now suddenly not supposed to care?

Maybe they’re hoping he’ll just forget where they all are!

That is something Jay Leno or Conan O’Brien would say

I still wish someone would explain to me why the majority of drivers on the road can’t drive for 5 minutes without texting, calling, eating, or in general being terrible at the activity of driving.

An NBA ref called traveling?

Ahhh....that’s the stuff.