Hmm,

Stay Classy India/Ford.

He didn't even make the "too many G-forces/physical strain" argument... he breezed right past that exit and went for the more offensive "mental aptitude ... too difficult for a lady" rationalization. He seriously needs to shut the hell up and stop showing off his ignorance.

This still from the Shaq in a Buick commercial always seemed awkward to me. Despite the fact he claims he fits comfortably in the Buick, he looks cramped and uncomfortable. Look at that left leg, like he's trying to free it up a bit. "He has shoes bigger than most hybrids."

The "not the first" ad for BMW pre-owned. I'm not sure if it qualifies as a "car photo" since there isn't a car anywhere in it, and I don't know that I would call it awkward, but I feel awkward when I see it.

Borat, is that you?

Because when someone starts talking trash about how Vespas and other scooters are lame, you can take care of business.

I just spent way too much time looking at zee Germans' military vehicle options.

Very tame compared to the other suggestions,

Diesel Unimog 416 DOKA.
I would uparmor it, add a camper box and a roof rack.

Renault Goëlette 4x4, type R2087. Simple, nimble, suitable for daily use, rock solid once the rust issues have been sorted. Great looks IMHO

That is all

M37 Dodge Power Wagon, obviously

Challenger II. As long-lasting as the Abrams is built to be, it was designed for the Cold War where tanks were expected to face off in lines, and not get into dense urban combat where the enemy could come at you from anywhere. Plus, it has a freaking Tesla Coil to keep its electronics going after an EMP blast.

What do you get when you cross a tank with a truck? A half track.

The King Tiger. Best looking tank ever. Coolest name too.

A Chenowth, hands down.

Willys MB Jeep. Classic.