Erm, did Jezzie stop reading the Daily Fail, Dlisted, and every other site out there for the last week? Because this story is STALE.

Wow. Deep. (not you, Katy. She’s really digging deep with those lyrics and we’re so grateful to have her do the work for us. Or not).

If she doesn’t her lawyers will. Katy is such a spokesperson for a generation. Hahahaha....

Christ, I’m old, because the idea that Katy Perry is anything other than a bit of pop fluff makes me laugh. I’m trying to remember being young enough to believe that pop stars have meaning.

But you’re right. Most people - probably 99.9% - don’t give one shit about how you look naked in the changing room. They’re worrying about themselves. Don’t stop being you because some asshole with plastic tits decided to show just how empty she is inside.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say the plastic fantastic asshole is essentially not a good person. She’s 30. Time to grow up, sweetheart, and not pull the high school bullying bullshit.

Agreed. And I hope the dim bulb playmate is banned from her gym.

Jezebel really needs to block out the woman’s face. There is no reason to allow any chance she will be identified. Not because she isn’t ‘perfect’ but because she is the victim of a vile asshole.