@lasercats2: It's been a while since you've seen a picture of Monica Lewinsky, hasn't it?

@L-dizzle: Whenever someone puts horrifying images like this in my head, I ALWAYS google 'skittles' and look at all the pictures of pools and pools of candy. It soothes me. Or puts my eyes and brain into diabetic shock so that I'm longer thinking about nippular rippage or whatever the image is.

@whitetuberose: Yes, but make sure when you confront that there are other people around just in case things escalate. Don't confront someone in a dark alley.

@dashenbka: I'm guessing the grandmother she's referring to is her father's mother. And Cher is 64, so that puts her mom out of her teens when she had her. She would've been 20. That makes more sense, especially given the times in which she was conceived.

@sensitivitycop: Like I said, I don't disagree with that part of your original comment. Kevin Spacey and others should be allowed to reveal or hide whatever part of them they feel like hiding. I don't necessarily have to respect them for that decision, but I will defend their right to do so and not be perceived as a…

@sensitivitycop: You're wrong. There are some people who identify as gay and are completely asexual. And my point in responding to your comment in the first place was to point out that it is dangerous to continue to voice the belief/false-fact that being gay is all about sex. If that's how most people perceive it,…

@sensitivitycop: While I agree with your overall point, there are few problematic things in your comment I want to point out.

@roomba001: Faghags...now available in Original and Centaur.

You can't see it, but the pajamas have a buttflap for easy-access buttsecks.

@homoman: I think that's some crazy exaggeration. Every channel? Unless you only have 3-4 channels, I'm gonna say "Playa please!"

@Snarfblat: I definitely agree that it probably has something to do with us both being men. Although I'm a guy and I feel like I would probably delete a "ur hot" message as well, unless it was from someone who I also thought was hot and their profile interested me. But I also NEVER get complimented on my looks (at…

I messaged the guy I'm currently seeing with "You're ridiculously cute!". This is after spending 4-5 years writing more thought-out messages based on the person's profile and mentioning common interests and getting completely ignored almost every time.

@jarlington: If someone messaged me about Neil Gaiman and HP Lovecraft, I'd definitely give them some serious date consideration.

@CurtCole: Seriously! Pink camoflauge only works when invading Candyland. We gays know better than that.

@lollilove: Do they? Oh right, there's an app for that, right? Sorry, it's been about a year since I've been on FB and I've started blocking it all out (for my own mental health).

So essentially Time is friending Zuckerberg and adding him to their Top 8?

@CurtCole: Ha! Yeah, but instead of tucking it between my own legs, I tucked it between his. Bam! See what I did there?

Ian, you being straight is really getting in the way of our relationship. Please stop. Do it for us.

Papa Bear is just upset that Kate didn't have more fun with Mama Grizzly. It's an ursine solidarity issue.

@homoman: You're not being forced to watch anything. If you want to grouch about them, I'll all for it, but don't play like they've Clockwork Orange'd you.