Is that Oak Reed in the picture? If we'd gone to high school together, I would've had a major crush on him.

@Boyc Ottintouch: LOL! Time for your Vitamin B-12 and heroin!!

@BlondeGoddess: Yeah, because filmmakers are always so concerned with what's realistic. *sarcasm*

@brown.h.b: How so?

@drunkexpatwriter: #1 - Someone already strung out.

@dukes_up: Uh, regardless of her husband's title, I think Jaime Lee Curtis has her own money to support her if she ever chooses to leave the business. She's been a pretty successful actress since she was a teenager/20-something (however old she was when she starred in Halloween).

@prismatism is Team Bella: Hearted for that.

@Hana Maru: Well, the first response (to @Rat) was in response to being "bummed out " but I don't think what I was saying was the point that you thought I was making.

@Hana Maru: I'm definitely changing mine if I ever get married, but mostly because I hate my last name and the man (my father) I got it from. I think even if I was straight, I'd take my wife's name instead of asking her to take mine.

@Rats: I can totally see why it would bum you out, but I can't work up enough energy to even be sad about it. I figure, hey, it's always going to be someone else's name (father's, maternal grandfather's, husband's), we have anyway, unless we make up our own (which, actually, is true in Portia deRossi's case,…

@hollygirl: I think in BDSM work, the duties are strictly BDSM related and the client takes care of themselves in terms of release. So sex (oral, vaginal or anal, and possibly even manual) would probably be considered extras.

@trouble-bubble: I'm not a sex worker, but thinking critically here, the first few things that pop into my mind in terms of safety by way of Craigslist are:

@JerseyGrrrl: You so get me. :-D

I'm not getting excited about this, especially after I was denied Levi Johnston's wang.

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you: The bagel I had for breakfast and I would like to voice our support of this comment.

@amycee: HAHAHA! Exactly!

If I were Ellie, I would've said, "Look, I love ya, but I can't justify $100+ going ballooning. I can, however, justify buying a new phone, something I need and will use every day. If you want me to celebrate your birthday with you, I'm more than happy to go out to dinner or drinks sometime in the next few weeks. …

@queenhobart: I wish I could promote this comment, but it's already been promoted. So I'm voicing my promotion with this comment.

@etchmiadzin: You're right - instead of not being judgmental a-holes, we should all just tell everyone to stop being "so fucking fragile" and learn how to deal with real life. Your way is much better.

@CandyBacon: Gloria Steinem.