I’m sure seeing an amazing animal locked in a tiny fish tank really changed the course of your life, right? And who cares that Shamu was miserable as fuck in that tank, right?

How about we stop zoo’s too? Unless they are sanctuaries, why must we hold animals captive for our own entertainment.

Shamu wasn’t glad to see your dumb face.

And it's your lot that somehow use it as a pejorative

People who use sjw as an insult are almost certainly bigots and definitely have the mental faculties of a concussed goldfish

Jesus. That is, like, peak white privilege.

he uses the phrase ‘racially ambiguous’ but he means black

Apparently he chose it because it sounded ‘more black’. Like, jfc, if I didn’t hate him before, learning that was certainly enough. He’s basically the male musician Kardashian in that respect.

he thought people would think calvin harris was a black guy

Wait, her girls go to school in OP? That high school? Whoa. That explains a lot.

Also, please don’t fail to realize that next-day pancakes are wonderful in the toaster.

Please let the pan heat up properly. Also, please don’t fail to realize that next-day pancakes are wonderful in the toaster. Let me know if you have any pancake related questions. I will help you.

But but but, bootstraps.

fuck up the first two pancakes of a batch?

I whooped for joy last night when I learned Anita Alvarez lost. She likes to talk about how she’s a ‘Pilsen Girl’ (Pilsen: a working class, Latino neighborhood in the ‘Lower West Side’ of Chicago’.) Bish, please. She lives in River Forest (upper class, expensive, college town with multimillion dollar homes/mansions)…

He’s not dense. He’s a sad troll.

sad and true

So the whole 130 degree meme is just a lie.

How does keeping prisoners in 130 degree heat NOT constitute cruel and unusual punishment? And denying them basic nutrition (some meat would usually be considered part of a basic diet—like, ffs, even people on death row occasionally get some chicken or whatever)?

Pretty sure this is GMistanking. He started commenting right when the G-man quit, and he is also OBSESSED with commenting all over the Erin Andrews articles too.