He's trying out a new "stupid feely voter for Hillary" persona. It's not picking up much steam on Gawker. Maybe his thought is he can get more action here?

Hey everybody: notable troll from Gawker, Darrell Merrell, nee Tomatoface (and various other variations) has decided to bring his tedious brand of stupidity over to Jezebel. Please do not engage him or respond to his idiocy.

C’mon, man, isn’t there a Caprese Salad somewhere that could use your presence?

Stuff like this makes me wish there were truly superheroes. It also makes me grateful I am not one because in this instance I would be more Rorschach and less Batman.

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As white people, when are we going to be held accountable for our heinous acts the same way we hold minorities. Down the posts, im seeing us offer suggestions and reasons for their behavior. Satanic Cult, mental health, particular state. Geez, no mention of upbringing, or personal accountabilty. Welp, let the good…

1. I’m not Christian

FWIW, I often use the comment “you’ll be in my prayers” or something close to that. I usually take a moment right then (because I am bad about forgetting things and A. don’t want to forget and B. don’t want to be a liar) to pause and say a brief prayer.

Satanism isn’t a religion, but okay troll.

This guy sounds like a real nutjob. He obviously has some serious issues. Although he’s not the first Eisenhauer to have a problem with a complex.

It took way too long to scroll past this.

Is he receiving death threats?

I am so sick of this “INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!!!1!!12" garbage. This is Deadspin, not a court of law. Chris Burke is an author, not a judge or jury. Innocent until proven guilty has never and will never apply to a public forum. Just like freedom of speech doesn’t apply here. Let me guess, you think freedom of…

This is really sweet and positive and I love it for that. At the same time, I kinda wonder if maybe it’s 4:20 where you are?

I mean i wanna hate on him but as a white dude trying to be an ally this is probably the most responsible thing he could do... So... It’s hard to hate...

Music is the tits, end of story. Some say it’s good, some say it’s bad. Some like classical, some like rock, some like this, some like that. Could be way worse, we could have to live without it altogether. Just enjoy people making it, even if it’s not for you.

Yeah no. Nobody just randomly pulls that slur out of their mental insult bag out of nowhere when they’re drunk unless it’s already a part of their vocabulary. Definitely racist.

If I agree with your statement, it kind of invalidates your statement, but thanks for your sentiment. Really, recognizing one’s privilege and trying to lessen unfairness in society should be the least people do.

I really think the illustrator was a terrible match for this book. The cutesy, cartoony, Disney-esque style makes it seem far too cheerful. Even if the text did a decent job trying to address the complexity of the issue, (though from a scan of reviews, it does’t-I’d love to find a full version of the text somewhere),…

Hercules was most likely not super amped about baking George Washington a birthday cake since he actually ran away on Washington’s birthday.