You’re saying this based on the fact that Bernie endorsed Ellison but I’ve been following this race and a) the ideological difference between Ellison and Perez is much smaller than you think, despite the endorsements, and b) the DNC chair doesn’t set the ideological tone of the party anyway—it’s an organizing and…

As someone who worked in broadcasting I just think you would figure this out if you're on set with Rich and give him his time. I have no doubt that he was emotional on set and probably quiet that day, but when the lights come on he's good old Rich. And I can understand jumping in on the first call or two where he…

Deion Sanders probably should have shut the fuck up once he realized what Eisen was doing. What an asshole.

Basically the sports world's version of losing Robin Williams today. Just the way so many people have been broken up or moved to tears all day long with these tributes is incredible.

Desmond got a hit. Harper walked. Ramos, facing a two strike count, and having not bunted since 2011, managed to get one down fair that was good enough that, even had the throw been on target, Desmond still would have been safe (so bases loaded, no one out). The Nationals forced the Giants to make a play, and the…

These last several years, their opponent has always been Michigan.

Hungry?

Catanzaro: [Negotiates Log Grip]
Catanzaro: [Handles Salmon Ladder]
Catanzaro: [Scales Warped Wall]
Color Guy: Catanzaro is killing it so far. KILLING it!
Play-By-Play Guy: But here's where it gets tricky.
Catanzaro: [Jumps over Slow and Low]
Catanzaro: [Dodges Hawaiian Punch]
Catanzaro: [Finishes Chicken Fingers With Deadly…

Landon Donovan would have hit a hole-in-one and then walked across the water to get the ball out of the hole, just to get another hole-in-one.

Here you go.

Nope. It's always fine not to tip someone. Your pay isn't my problem, nor is your conscious decision to opt for a lower-paying job packaging to-go orders instead of waiting on tables. Don't like the result of your decision? Change it.

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I think there's a bit of a misunderstanding here. When you use iMessage to send a message to someone else who is also using iMessage, you're not actually using SMS at all. It's just a regular message via Apple's protocol. SMS is a standardized message that can be sent between just about any phone in the world. If…