Bruce Vilanch?

This song sounds like a discarded outtake from Weezer's Raditute.

You are correct, Acme is the best Jon Spencer Blues Explosion album.
Also, I'm curious as to what other two Stars albums were kept.

If it wasn't for the Streisand anecdote, I'd think you were making that Morrissey bit up. I'd almost pay to see a show, just to elbow the ribs of people around me and and point to the stage and announce, "Can you believe this complete asshole?"

I used to play the banjo until I got an arrow to the head.

I don't even like Bon Iver; why did I check if they were playing my town? To consciously decide to skip it?

I can't defend the last season of the show, but seasons 2 through 5 were awesome. Even the bad episodes in season 3 weren't really bad, just aimless.

Burgermeister Meisterburger.

Goddamn she does such a solid deadpan in Veep.

I think if anything is glossed, it's Kristen Wiig's mostly-irritating SNL run. Bridesmaids was solid enough to make us all pretend that her Gilly character was halfway funny.

No, Bridesmaids was actually funny.

Why would you play Pokemon at a concert when you could be watching the show through your cell phone?

I bought this on cassette the week it came out, and I've probably listened to this album more than any other. Weezer Blue maybe comes closest.

It seems like they'd do better to just re-release the original in the theaters. I'd absolutely go see the original in a theater, but I'd never pay to see a remake.

What a philistine.

I sincerely hope my kids pull shit like this on me when they're old enough.

I've got a better idea. No fucking way.

At least you're not keeping Seventh Heaven episodes there.

But do they have mad sexual chemistry like Brienne and that wildling?

Fucking pumped.