"As technically accomplished as it is thinly conceived." So it's a Jon Favreau movie.

Please no more California songs.
And fuck New York too.

Hard pass.

Sound & Color is worth a download, at the very least. I got a copy of it for Christmas and expected to hate it, because I'm not really into blues music, but I loved it right away. Really warm sound, like White Stripes' Elephant, but not really, and every song feels like a deep cut. Surprisingly good album, for all the…

As long as you keep calling it a toque, and never a beanie, you're welcome to stay as long as you like!

The exclusion of A Tale of Two Sisters is baffling to me. Baffling, I say!

It's designed to make you think you're gonna watch this single-joke premise where Nathan is going to make fun of business owners and we're going to laugh at them, but it's way, way more than that. It becomes more about Nathan as a character, and about how people respond to him when cameras are pointed at them. Which…

Yeah, we got you.

Sort of. The stakes start to amp up as the non-linear threads come together, but sort of like with Damages (made by the same creative team as Bloodline), the real big important moments tend to play out artificially, and inorganically. The show doesn't earn its payoffs. I don't know if this makes sense, my explanation.

It's called a toque, not a pom-pom hat. Jesus, I thought "beanie" sounded dumb.

I mean, I could make the argument that scariness is a basic criteria in qualifying a horror movie, but I'd rather skirt that argument and cut to the point: Shaun of the Dead and Cabin in the Woods aren't horror movies. They're comedies parodying horror movies. It's like calling Spaceballs a great science-fiction…

Call it an unpopular opinion, but I think The Others should be on this list and Shaun of the Dead should be off of it. Mostly because I think ghosts are scarier than comedy. Same argument could be made for swapping Cabin in the Woods with A Tale of Two Sisters.

Kevin Farley starred in a children's movie called "Dude, Where's My Dog?" which holds up as maybe the worst movie I've ever seen. I suggest you all track it down.

Wrong Steve McQueen.

It's just "Edge." Get your shit together, Barsanti.

And Rocky Raccoon.

What a condescending write-up. "Least-skippable songs," my ass. Also, "It Won't Be Long" and "I'm Only Sleeping" are much better choices. That's two, two better picks!

I also have such nostalgic love for Thunder Lightning Strike, but if I had to listen to that or Rolling Blackouts right now, it'd be a tough call. It's also super, super good.

In conjunction with the saucer people.

This is terrible.