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Son of the Mustard Tiger
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Better than your bra. Ask Torch’s wife what I mean.

I love when the rear seats have the same level of accommodations as the front seats.

This and Tracy’s Jeep posts are what I’ll be hoping for every time I open Jalopnik. Man I love me a good wrenching article.

Please tell me you didn’t come up with that

Bonus points to the poster if these two cars are in the garage

True. I’ve been enjoying his car reviews as of late. There’s still elements that make me cringe and I have to remember to keep things in perspective sometimes, but overall I like them.

If only it had more than two seats...

I got taken for a ride in a new at the time C6 Z06 around the track one day. Suddenly the whole racecar thing made sense to me. Goddamn that thing sounded awesome.

Some employee is Turo’ing the inventory

Perfect condition...I’m pretty sure it was making that scraping clunking noise already.

Well there’s a plot twist

Yeah their hours are pretty frustrating. Unless dropping by Saturday morning works, I just plan on it not happening.

Yeah high performance spark plugs are almost always a bad idea unless you know you’re set up to utilize them. I’ve learned to just stick with the exact make and model the car originally came with.

This is exactly why I try to cut you guys some slack when it comes to bedside manner. I’ve been present for more than one assclown’s drama, and I don’t envy you. Keep your chin up!

Damn! Good on that mechanic that fixed the core for you though. There’s plenty of those people out there, it’s just so hard to find them.

I’ve met far more incompetent men at parts store than women. Never underestimate them!

One time I was at Jack in the Box. A girl behind the counter calls my number and I walk up to the counter to get it. She hands me my food and says something like “here’s your food”. I say, “Bitchin’, thank you!”. She hears “Bitch, thank you!”. Even after explaining what I actually said it’s clear she’s not going to be

Oh man, so jealous. That’s some sweet convenience.

It’s pretty sad that Walmart has better options.

Yeah I could do without the attitude. Be a professional and keep your negative opinions to yourself. I love questions and chat about it, but don’t make me feel like a asshole for what I drive.