And then add in another half dozen unexpected items!

It seems like doing regular tours of car dealerships is the way to go, to see if they’ve taken any cars on trade-in that they’re going to auction off anyway. I found my last car when I went to go check out some other car a lot had taken in on trade and put on Craigslist. Somebody else beat me to it by just a few…

You’re not the first one I’ve heard that from, and I’ve been seeing it myself on more than one occasion. It’s a real shame to lose a trusted brand. Gates aside though, I’ve learned the lesson to always stick with OEM when it comes to timing belt kits.

Part of the reason this is so hilarious to me is because I feel like I’ve been there. Like, you see the sign that says wet paint and your hand moves towards the railing anyway and it’s not until it’s too late that something finally fires in your brain.

One of the car rags ran into I think this exact issue while doing a similar comparo (Car & Driver, I want to say)

Jump on JRITS. You just might.

When I’m gardening or wrenching my mind goes to weird places too. Glad it’s not just me.

I think that’s one of the reasons I enjoy vacations with my family so much. It’s one of the few times we’re together and just talking about stuff.

Oddly enough I get that time when I’m wrenching. Unless I’m actively contemplating the next step or puzzling through something it’s just me and the music. My head goes to strange places.

Aha, had them backwards. Right you are!

That dude does not look sufficiently concerned that his mint ride is leaking coolant somewhere and that he apparently had to drive a ways with it pegged in the red. He didn’t even buy extra water for when it happens again 10 miles down the road! So much for knowing how to get things done...

As long as you used the appropriately colored Gatorade.

You should get it checked out. I’ve never had the temperature gauge move above the middle on a modern car unless something else was going on with the cooling system or the engine was running super rich.

Find a way for a drone to fetch you Jack in the Box at 2 in the morning when you’re too hammered to even find your way to the door and then you’ve got something.

It only has to work once!

If you think you’ve covered everything in the world of smut, you haven’t ;-)

Should probably head in there and find out. Report back!

Son of a bitch you couldn’t be more right! I have a new favorite thing, and last night’s spaghetti is definitely getting rolled up in bread. With butter. And Garlic

Add some grilled/fried chicken and you’re absurdly close to a chicken wrap.