It’s excellent.

30 years late on that one, the Pony Express monster truck from the 80s is peak America.

Horse Horse?

I visited their website, pretty self explanatory 

Wow! Great photo! How did you get the lightning effect? Was is a neon light for photoshop?

Holy cow! that’s my photo ! I love Mustangs, Detroit and and Jalopnik! Thank you for featuring one of my photos.

I don’t know why but I want one of those stupid things in my front yard. 

You’re California, I assume. Washington is at the outrageous price of $3.19 at Costco/Arco, $3.79 at a random Chevron in seattle.

I just hate when the online listing says MT, but you can tell from the photos it’s an AT. I haven’t seen many dealerships do this, but super easy to find on any car site if you filter for only MT cars. If people prefer ATs, wouldn’t it be the other way around? Nope, instead ATs with a ‘manual’ mode get marketed like…

Big stupid rims. They are pointless and ruin the look of any car.

“Ok, ill take a test drive”
*1 hour later, salesman with a bandage on his nose
“Sorry I kept hitting the brake at highway speed like that, I am used to the clutch”

Tom, sometimes a dealer being a bit of a ways away can help you. When we were shopping for our new car, the Kia dealer about 30-40 minutes outside of town worked that extra little bit harder to make the sale because it knew that there were other Kia dealerships closer in to the city. They were quicker to deal toward…

DPP- dumb people pricing

If I check out a dealerships online site and see a 2005 Chevy Cobalt with 160,000 miles priced at $7995 but the “internet price” is $3,995...I run.

That is when you follow up with... “So when do you change the blinker fluid on one of these...like 10,000 miles? Do I need synthetic blinker fluid?”

Once you’re on the lot, here’s the #1 clue that you’re dealing with a tool: the inability of the salesperson to answer the simplest of questions, or if the answer is turned around back at you in the form of another question.

I would tell him, "Youabian ridiculous."

Don't even joke about that. I don't think the guy could handle losing it twice.

Well it is UGLY...

Plot twist: Goes to trial, Jason somehow loses. Dr. Youabian is awarded Torch's Beetle.