I took that call while I was waiting for an appointment once. I kept him going for as long as I could, but eventually I wasn’t giving him the response he expected, so he asked me which version of Windows I was running. I told him it was Windows 3.11, and instructed me to go outside and fornicate with myself.

My luck, I’ll get on there with Boaty McBoatface and he’ll press the buttons to every floor.

It is not shocking to see this type of business practice. It seems to spring up from time to time, then prices rebound back to even keel. These companies seem to strut around, thinking they are above the law until they get jounced back to reality. The fine seems pretty stiff but you know what they say, those are the…

Engineer 1 “ve can’t have das vheel pöke in das door, vhat vill ve do?”
Engineer 2 “püt it behind das door.”

Look... It’s either this or ...

Can I get a discount on my insurance if I remove the vulnerable dongle from my car?

2012 Lincoln MKT

Well, now I know what a car with Down's Syndrome looks like...

moved from an audi to a mazda, i’ve yet to have to take my mazda in for service for repairs.

It’s called ‘The Bay Area’ for crying out loud!