So much for being grounded to the ground

“Slight left, slight right, 300 meters until sharp.....FUCK!!!

They also make the VAG-executive playset. Pretend you’re in charge of developing diesel powerplants for a major international auto group!

my thoughts exactly, should have quit while he was in the head

i believe you’re forgetting the infamous bloody nutty bar incident...and the autographed rc car that followed

In a previous life, I was a civil engineer. My highest priority was the safety of the general public who would be using the structure. My second priority was in the interests of my employer. The interests log our client came in third.

i genuinely loled, thank you

In space no one can hear you scream for ice cream.

“Lemme tell you about the time my car broke down on the last lap at Le Mans.”

Kept driving it until the engine gave out. Added more air fresheners.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

I purchased a Buick Regal from the family of a woman who had committed suicide. It wasn’t until later, when strange smells starting surfacing in the summer heat, and a strange engine knocking, that I figured out she had committed suicide IN the car by letting it run in the garage with the windows open. The car ran…

For sale: Large tunneling machine

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Nah, 93 Bonneville, forest green with gold accents.

I am probably uniquely qualified to answer this question as I have both cars in my driveway, my wife’s CX5 and my Q50.

Unicorn diarrhea*.

One star for unicorn shit.