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No, it's not. I can be offended by an asshole and not feel that I'm entitled to an apology from everybody. I can accept that a lot of people out there are assholes and get on with my life without feeling morally outraged or somehow wronged after a celebrity says something stupid.

How dare somebody say something crude! LIBERAL OUTRAGE! Let's start a change.org petition.

No, but people have forgotten that in the real world, you're not entitled to a sincere apology from every asshole who ever offended your delicate sensibilities. What happened to the real world? Let's go back to that.

When will Seth Rogen learn that his pudgy slacker masculinity is the reason why people go on shooting sprees and various other societal ills.

I was really hoping this would be good, but I'll be watching it anyway. Because, pirates.

I liked Sailor Moon as a young boy specifically for that part where she changed to Sailor Moon and you briefly saw her nude-ish in silhouette. So many boners before I knew what they were for.

I'm not sure why, but the line 'six people died in a pharmacy fire' made me laugh out loud. And I felt terrible for laughing. When I think 'pharmacy,' I don't necessarily think 'death trap.'

Corgan's wrestling promotion Revolution Pro is getting a TV show on AMC. I know the overlap between indy wrestling fans and AV Club readers is likely very small, but I'm really looking forward to it.

The geology and natural history of a fictional world should not be as interesting to me as it is. GRRM created something truly amazing.

There have been recorded instances dating back to antiquity. That's the overwhelming evidence.

Good drama shouldn't leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe you should stick with sitcoms.

There was an instance of fish rain in I believe it was Sri Lanka last week or the week before. It's a rare enough occurrence to make international headlines when it happens, but it's something that's common enough that there's a scientific explanation for it.

Kind of looks like Howard Stern circa 1986.

I had to take care of a robot baby in High School. I can say for a fact that that's a real thing.

I still remember one of my favorite jokes from it all these years later, after having seen the episode once.

I loved the PJs too, and am ashamed to admit that I had no idea Larry Wilmore had anything to do with it. Then again, I watched it when it aired as a kid and then just sort of fondly remembered it after it ended without thinking about it too much.

Spike Lee angrily just tweeted the address of Julianne Moore's house.

If you were Satan himself you would heckle him and say that you thought you were seeing Larry Wilmore.

Can't wait. *crosses fingers* Please let it be called 'The Wilmore Report with Lawrence Wilmore.'