Drug using college slacker Nick is my favorite incarnation of Nick.

I'm officially an uncultured barbarian, being a long-time fan of the smell of Old Spice. Hearing Hannibal making fun of it confirmed that I am an undignified oaf.

You can stream it right now at CNN.com

The point of the monologue was that the actual quality of the mattresses wasn't relevant to folks tending to get a bad nights sleep on them, it was more about the shitty decisions/situations that find us in low-rent motel rooms keeping us up at night.

" What Ever Happened To That Secret Service Agent That Was Into Abed From A Couple Years Back?"

You know, all 7 seasons, I just never got tired of their whole 'Sam and Dianne' thing.

I genuinely thought that The Carrie Diaries was a reimagining of Stephen King's Carrie. Boy, was I confused and disappointed.

I'm embarrassed for you.

Being honest, I went into it thinking it was frankly unnecessary. How many times do we need to go into this universe? This couldn't possibly be good, I thought.

Prolonged awkward thumbs up.

Dirty J, Dr. Day my toilet sister. If so, food.