*gasps* With Dawes? Way to bury the lead!

Those just seem like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Oh wow my dad actually had that American Bricks bungalow growing up. It was just the right size for some little smurfs I had to live in it.

This guy's pronunciation is hilariously exacting.

Its Latin name is Luna. We're the boring ones for calling everything else by Latin names except the moon.

Tonight the role of Ariana Grande will be played by Beck.

People of the world!
Spice up your life

Who ISN'T dying lately? The most interesting thing a celebrity could do right now is is to continue quietly living.

Phonies.

They're much more polite about this than Simple Minds.

!!! could make a punctuation donation.

Kanye West's … abrasive

The Tonies is actually one of the funner awards shows to catch. Those are the performers used to hamming it up for live audiences and they usually deliver more laughs. I thought they did a great job with this bit a few years ago: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Taylor, don't feed the Trollye.

Maybe it's just me, but I've never cared that much about video game endings, to the point that I often don't care enough to beat the guy at the end. Maybe that's an ingrained response from growing up with video games with afterthought endings that aren't really worth watching, but I'm alright with it. I couldn't have…

Is that a wand you're reaching for in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

From Wikipedia:

And he even forgot to add, "P.S. I am not a crackpot"

Yo, Architect, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but City Planner designs a whole city!

Stupid George Martin! Why can't he just write it already? If his fingers are too fat to type, we could send him a special typing wand!