To qualify him as openly gay seems redundant. What other kind of gay would he be that "openly" would need to distinguished in an article about him? While open has an opposite state in closeted, it's not like "closeted gay man" would ever be the lead the bio before an interview. Or if it merely said gay, we wouldn't be…

Wow, I'm impressed. You look just like a ball player. Can I pat you on the butt?

There was a rumor that you could outrun the yeti that kept me suspiciously playing — undoubtedly a rumor started by Big Yeti.

Oh that's nothing; I work at a creative consulting agency. Eye rolls are added to most phone calls — free of charge.

Give a penny take a penny?

For me it's not that grief should be private, but that everything he does seems to reach the same relative plateau of emotional intensity. When he seems to muster the same level of intensity for his grief as for third album name change, something seems off. If he ever does something that isn't hyperbolically…

I can't read anything about Kanye without straining my eye roll muscles. And I need those for my day job!

Bees?

Solid theory.

The yogurt is also hyper-sexualized.

Well just don't be surprised to find it lurking in the bathroom the next time you take a shower.

David Lynch should. He's really funny in Louie.

You know, "nerd culture" is mainstream now. So, when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

But you're really hurting the toaster's feelings :(

I call Fart Machine and the Pants Goblins as a band name!

Bland.

I'd like for them to all be anthropomorphic animals. Japan seems to be working on that, which is good. But those always seem to be quasi-sexual, too, which is bad.

But also second played

Egg?