Truth. And wasteful. all the soap in the cloth that doesn’t make it on your body just gets rinsed out. Washcloths are a conspiracy by big soap.

Did she seriously just roll up to a person's house, a person with no qualifications or clinical training of any kind, a person she met in a hair salon and just, you know, let them start a course of subcutaneous invasion into her system amongst the magazines and ashtrays in the living room? At what stage did she ask…