As long as he’s not lying about it
As long as he’s not lying about it
Yup. To me, it’s always after the fact I’ve destroyed my relationships and finished with the cheese in the house that I go like, “ahhhh, that’s what”, never freaking before.
Sophomoron, he
Just now
Hiya! Back when I was 19 I dated someone who was 24 years my senior, so I guess that makes him 43 when we started dating. I am not particularly interested in older men as a rule, I wasn’t in it for any sort of benefit and it was a pretty healthy relationship altogether. Extremely sweet and supportive. We dated for…
I’m speaking out of memory, so perhaps Im very wrong, but I have the feeling that in that interview he gave after the divorce announcement (the one where he was rolling in the natural parks) he mentioned having to quit drinking because he really, really loved his wine. If Im not wrong, it sounded sort of as a mea…
**outercourse** 🤮
Way off. Bread scam off
This made me wonder, today I’d probably pick the bread. I’m ovulating
That is actually far more apetizing... Making a cannoli shaped bread loaf and having salad spurting out of side a, and Mac and Cheese out of side b
I’m extremely disappointed at the size of the holes in that bread. I want more mac and more soup, and far less bread. I need more negative spaces
You can’t trust anything or anyone that sells themselves as delicious.
She seems the most interesting personality, and I like her fashion choices generally. Saying she’s the least interesting to look at is mean, but mom and Khloe chuckling about it is meaner
I used to do makeup, and frequently I would get middle aged women (usually from Latin America or Eastern Europe -this is in Spain I’m talking about) with absolutely not a single hair to call their own on the eyebrow front, BUT, with some serious eyebrow tattoos that had gone red under the sunlight. It’s quite a look.
He was too afraid to go to Patti Stanger
Fat whore? I was just joking talking to you?
A free hooker, basically. Because he deserves it because he’s rich.
Distilled is a really good verb there
No fatties, full wax and will do anal (will want to go on adventures).
His lily white daughter IS a Jew. Also, hasn’t Tom Brady been incredibly busy with almost no time in between Bridget Monaghan and Gisele?