I loooooove the young Hugh Laurie.

Worry not, they’ll find you

I’m about to get Green Peace to protect me.

No, apparently she’s a Serial Killer

Serious question: wouldn’t being Armenian be considered being Asian rather than Middle Eastern?

Ima say Sam Elliott. Seriously.

Me too, and I was thinking how much I wouldn’t have guessed it

That gave me chills. I know that type of friend. That type of friend sucks.

Sorry, thought process triggered reply. I was aiming at: bad taste by proxy?

It’s called Valium of the Sea, and it’s awesome.

But Scarlett Johansson dated Sean Penn.

Maybe that’s why she doesn’t like monogamy anymore.

Is criticising a song publicly (even if thoroughly so) really bullying? Is this a thing? It used to be called a feud, I think. Like Paris and Nicole.

I’m so against Karma in general. Seriously. Don’t wait on fucking Karma, stand up for yourself in non swish swish passive agressive bullshit ways.

This has to be the best and most terrifying thing in the Universe.

I looooved loooved loooved being called a bully by a friend who had been SWF’ing the shit out of me for years after I asked her to stop calling my best friends to talk crap behind my back since it was obviously leaking. Politely.

Oh, she is.

You’ll get proof reading rights ;)

Karma keeps receipts, swish swish, apparently

Oh, I’m a total rando!!!