That’s awesome

Same here, hope you’re better

Maybe people are scared they’ll run a Telethon to help the Keeks buy new jewelry

The show has been as freaking reflective and smooth about the actual, humanly interesting (aka, gossip) issues these people have gone through forever. Remember that weird part when Khloé got all sorts of weird phone calls from Lamar and it was just swept under the rug when it was painfully obvious she was going…

I’m a rando and have dated celebrities here in Spain. They loooove discreet, go about your business random people, and actually seek out that sort of connection.

Is waiting 8 months still called rebound? I’m actually curious.

Also, Europe.

It might have a big backyard and stables, who knows

I actually think Tom Hiddleston seems quite lovely himself, but that’s just me and my silly crush.

This is probably shitty of me, but I tend to use the “who dumped you and where are they now” quotient in judging people.

Oh, we all go through phases...

As if one could resist the sight of a pole without giving it a go, FFS

Oh, easy as pie!!!!

I’m so sorry about your dog. Mine died last Summer, and it still brings tears to my eyes. I would, too, love another canine companion. While my situation right now makes that near impossible, I came to terms with wanting another by thinking that in the end, you’re giving another dog a chance at a happy life. It’s not…

We’re our own worst enemies in everything, I’m afraid

I’ve been playing with the idea of a lift in my mind after yo-yoing too... If I had the cash, I’d totally go for it after I’m done losing weight.

Oh, I’m so sorry!!!! I meant I agree with you, that’s very insightful, but that unfortunately she’ll still get picked on. You know the gyst... “Jen leaves Justin to get back with Brad: they can’t keep their hands off each other!” Blah blah blah.

Yes, that I can perfectly imagine.

Oh, but behold the “Brad and Jen are together” headlines

That’s like, my signature shade. Aren’t these people fartsy?