Yeah! The middle! For example, instead of advocating that can’t kill whoever they want, let’s just agree that police can kills some of the people that they want. And let’s just make gay marriage kind of illegal. And back in the 1800s, they should have just only let you keep some slaves, instead of none.

2028: Star Wars Episode XII is released exclusively on Kinja

It is very funny to me that Barack Obama employed a Jon Favreau and a Jon Lovett as speechwriters.

Especially because his Trump is so bad anyways.

I harp on this all the time, so apologies if it has been directed at you before, but if you like that actor, I highly recommend checking out WGN’s “Manhattan”. It was an awesome show that sadly no one watched and it only got 2 seasons.

Alec Baldwin’s Trump is TERRIBLE. I can’t believe anyone likes it at all.

Baldwin’s Trump is TERRIBLE. I can’t believe the good reception it gets.

Fact: Live podcast episodes are awful, and it’s a terrible trend. They are usually an auto-skip for me.

I think his hair is pretty awesome, honestly. Not in an ironic way either.

Amber Tamblyn also implied on Twitter that because Bernie Sanders accepted an invitation (and later declined the invitation) to speak at a women’s function, he was in the same boat as Donald Trump and Harvey Weinstein.

Songs that seem like they are in every Apatow movie, go!

1. Spoon “The Underdog”
2. Belle & Sebastian “Get Me Away From Here I Am Dying”

I loved the first season immensely, and absolutely wish that they weren’t doing another season. I thought it ended in a completely satisfactory way. I don’t understand why people want shows to go on and on and on.

Gorka

Gayzinga!

They look very Gelfling here.

Ah yes, the same Al Franken that just voted for an 800 BILLION dollar military spending bill.

The West Wing is the worst thing to happen to American politics in modern history.

That’s just the face of him daydreaming and wishing he was back in the field, torturing brown people and orchestrating war crimes.

The drink described in this article is very close to the Smith & Wesson cocktail, which is a favorite of mine.

In a highball glass mostly filled with ice, add 1 oz cream (or half & half), 1 oz kahlua, and 1 oz vodka. Top off glass with cola.

I’ve definitely had to cover my ears at multiple movies over the past few years.