One of these things drives under the influence repeatedly and gets arrested at various airports throughout the country, one of these things gets Kennedy Center Honors...

I raise you 4, I'm gonna go with 16 hours.

Here’s to DMX waiting at least 12 hours before he blows his check on drugs.

I really thought it was gonna be this:

That is what you think happened? 

Again this further illustrates the utter stupidity of people of that ilk. This is not hard people but I guess it needs to be repeated: Kaepernick was advised by a veteran to take a knee instead of sitting down.

If she was on Twitter talking about this, you just know she was drunk at the golf outing and talking to the vets there about it, too. The only thing that has to be more awkward for vets than insincere douchebags thanking them for their service is drunk idiots giving them their unsolicited opinions on Colin Kaepernick.

You are wrong, for more reasons than we have time or space here to even outline. Please go educate yourself.

So, Americans who served in the military “own” the flag more than the rest of us. Got it.

You don’t speak for all veterans. Veterans do not get to decide what the flag/anthem mean to the citizens of this country.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

She’s like a tiny Michelle Obama with stronger forearms

Simone Biles can do nothing wrong. She’s amazing. 

Just when I thought I couldn’t like Simone more.

This made my morning...

If only Cosby had watched this, he might have been scared straight:

No, Goodbye fiend. 

Cosby deserves all that is coming and more

Dear Inmate No. NN7687,

I thought I had a lot of words, but honestly, I’m just so happy for Andrea, the 50-11 other women who came forward, and god-only-knows how many who could have filled that empty chair.