Frankly, I think it's adorable that the most scandalous thing a Duggar has ever done is fuck her own husband.

I've met little kids who don't like bright colours. There is no way North said anything like "Mother, I prefer 'oatmeals'", but if she is not around many bright colours and hasn't been told that she should like bright colours then she might well not have realised their appeal yet. There also might be a reason she…

Speaking of fantasies, what does it take for me to get ungreyed? I've been around for a while and engage (hopefully) in meaningful discussions. I'm not above bribing. What about homemade Swedish meatballs? Take pity on me, I live in Texas and after last night, it's wine, protein spheres and Jezebel to soothe me.

i mean liam has also made gay jokes at harry, too. i don't think he's homophobic, mostly in the way most dudes in this generation are- pro gay marriage, weirded out at the prospect of being hit on by a dude, but considering how cuddly 1d are with each other, i doubt it's really that uncomfortable for him. like liam…

N OT ISNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck those people.

Liam takes his role as the responsible one very seriously which amuses me because if his twitter is any indication, he's really dumb. I mean, 1D is basically a merry band of idiots with Zayn on the side trying to explain that comedic is a word and making sure they don't accidentally set themselves on fire onstage.

THIS IS A FUCKING EXCELLENT DIRTBAG EVERYTHING IMPORTANT IS IN IT I AM SO EXCITE ABOUT HARRY I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF HEAVY BREATHING AND THEN TAYLOR IS AMAZING AND THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS JTIMB'S HAIR IN THAT PICTURE

If you can't learn it at Harvard, though, then where? Yale?

Jezebel should do this, a sex week with featured experts to answer questions.

I wish the website that so frequently discusses white privilege actually acknowledged it in themselves.

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

im just going to start keeping a record of every time one of the jez writers hurt me. you, with this. isha, when she wrote that article about gross skin bugs. mark, with 50% of what he writes, but most recently bringing up my bae harry styles in that mpreg article. julianne, who has shaded taylor like 442 times. …

I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.

I've seen so many horror movies and read so much Stephen King that usually these stories don't get to me — yesterday's weren't that bad at all, to me — but holy crap if The Next Cabin Over didn't just freak the shit out of me. We also live way back in the woods, and at night it's pitch black out here and I'm always…

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Everyone please pipe down, a man is talking.

Selfies have been around forever. They are not a new thing. I think we need to be done with people thinking selfies are new things invented by the current generation.

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