I just came back from Rio and in the all you can eat meat place, there was a basket of condoms on the bathroom sink. I giggled like a four year old.

" ASS MAN vs. Slender Man : Only One Can Exist ! "

This is why I didn't just rely on a restraining order against my abuser. I also dressed a black candle with herbs that I ground with a mortar and a pestle and burned on the night of a full moon. Laugh if you want, but that fuck hasn't harassed me in over a year.

"I'm asking you, what's wrong with the women?"

first off Kim K looks great. secondly, i'm curious what kind of tape, lever, and pulley situation she has going on to create that formidable breast situation

i like ONTD because every time I click on a link from them it's like "Oh, right, LiveJournal was a thing once" and i laugh and laugh

No. Nope. If I ever have to call 911 I need to believe everybody will come. Cops, EMS, firefighters, Oprah, and my mama. No to this. Take it back.

From https://www.google.com/search?q=nonpl…

This whole thead is hittingway too hard home for me.

"I hope that many of us would recognize our own agency and stop holding down our experiences similar to this in fear that we'll be labeled weak."

yesyesyesyesyes. Yes. "'i've never seen myself as someone who's been sexually assaulted, but, in retrospect, I have, repeatedly" Yes. Where does that feeling of "just laugh it off, he'll stop in a minute" come from when we're being held down on the floor? Why?

"I would give blow jobs because I liked giving blow jobs, not because I cared about making guys like me (lie). Because that, from the age of 12 to 27, was my muddled interpretation of feminism. Unfortunately, it didn't make me impervious to sad, misguided, insecure men."

I feel like more of us need to realize that we ABSOLUTELY can get outraged at men (or women) who think it's okay to violate your body in any way. This is why we need to stop telling women/men to "smile" on command. This is why we need to stop telling little girls and boys that they MUST hug an adult stranger, family…

As a Spanish speaker who looks gringa - I found that my favorite thing was to not let on I spoke Spanish for a week or so. If no creepy things were said I would let them know pretty quickly. If creepy things were being said I wouldn't let on for a while - then thank them in perfect Spanish after they'd be describing…

He looks so sad.

I bet he needs a hug.

From a running lawn mower.

Um, here's the potential problem with this. The guy you text it to (the one who won't stop hitting on you) is probably not going to be smart enough to understand what the fuck you just sent him.

I used to give out the number of the closest convent. Nothing like calling a girl and hearing "hello, you've reached the Convent of the Sacred Heart."

This could be fun. Is it acceptable to also use on people who may not be actually harassing you...but that you still find annoying and want nothing to do with?