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Every time I watch these videos, I want to write in and ask how I can just become like her.

I would accept a case of Thin Mints to take on that dirty task, but I suspect it would just end with my head blowing up from rage. I just don't know how to deal with these things. Like, I know people are awful, but at the same time, it's so hard to wrap my head around people being this awful. What the fuck world did…

Ditto! The noses kind of confuse me, especially when people use o's for noses. Like, when I see :oD it takes me a while to figure out why there's a D at the bottom of a shocked face.

I don't think it's possible. That may be the one thing he cannot do.

Ugh, god, I got the same thing from a psychiatrist once. Needless to say, that was both my first and last visit to that particular doctor. She also suggested I needed both a man and a woman in a relationship with me to be happy and how would I find a man that was okay with that? That seemed to be what she believed…

I don't know about Thailand specifically, but I was born in Malaysia and I'm a natural-born American citizen. My mom is a Malaysian citizen, but my dad's American, and their laws state the child takes on the citizenship of the father. I suspect the same is true in Thailand.

Perfection. I was hoping someone was going to show up with the Taylor Townsend I expected when I saw the headline in my half-awake state.

I'm reading this at work, so since I couldn't actually scream, I just imagined Annie Edison doing it for me in my head. I had no idea I was that invested either, but—but—AMY AND WILL.

Agreed! I had the same dismissive opinion of her until I actually saw an episode of Snooki and JWoww, the one where she told her friends she was engaged, and I was surprised by how sweet and earnest she seems. She may not be the most brilliant person in the world, but she's obviously trying hard to do right by her…

Yeah, and I know for a fact that, even if they would come around eventually (probably maybe), my parents would definitely care. Lots of parents would for lots of reasons. So is my family suddenly just not worth my time? It's not that simple.

I was just coming to say, her nails look so cute. I can't believe I'm planning to copy Snooki's style, but I so am.

Ugh, I find him disgusting. For a long time, I thought he was just a hairdo with an attention whoring problem and I ignored him, but his reaction to an actress discussing her work overcoming an anxiety disorder was to say she was "just overthinking" everything, so now I kind of just hate him. But even before that, I…

We're about two movies away from "Shia LaBeouf says he murdered a vagrant man in Los Angeles last week to prepare for his role in [serious title of serious film here seriously]."

I have a lot of feelings about this show, its women, its men, and its general reception, but I don't have a lot of time, so I just want to address one point you raised real quickly:

He does come off really douchey, doesn't he? But that particular picture aside, he does have his attractive moments. Mmm, I cannot wait to see Lawless, although I'm in it more for the Tom Hardy and Jessica Chastain.

Good lord, that second picture of Paul Newman is gorgeous.

That is genius. Definitely filing this away as useful for the future.

I am now quietly constructing a daydream in which this was TSwizzle's attempt to re-enact the events of her song "Speak Now" because being with Conor is a cover for her secret love affair with Kyle Kennedy and she wanted to stop the wedding so she and Kyle could run off together on some kind of magical romantic…

Oh my god, if so, I want pictures of this ASAP. I really hope Cher gives Cheno a sparkly makeover, too, and then Kathy documents it on Tumblr, please, please, please.