My last experience was similar. Not being sick, but it was titty time the WHOLE TIME. Fuck it man, you gotta do what you gotta do. And I completely agree, when people see that you are trying as hard as humanly possible to make your baby have the least negative effect on other people’s flight experience as possible…

Huh; and today I learned that almond milk is just made by soaking almonds in water for a while then blending that with more water.

I have worked in the fashion industry for 15 years on the design, sales, wholesale, and retail sides and have been a buyer for off-price goods as well. I can tell you right now that the vast majority of the goods that stores like TJMaxx sell are items whose prices have been negotiated with the designer beforehand to…

Fine, fine - scrape the little bastards out of the womb and let them fend for themselves if they’re so viable, then. Bootstraps, etc.

The person calling back the next afternoon asking if they still wanted Crab Rangoon felt like the beginning of a horror movie.

or

Cookies are joy. I’m trying to figure out why y’all keep murdering joy before it gets a chance to grow up.

We had it work once, in that magical unicorn sense.

Why would she seek to have future embryos destroyed if they weren’t her genetic material?

I worked in a nursing home that served boiling hot coffee that the residents always complained was too cold so we always had to nuke it in the microwave. Well, the state came in and we got cited for having coffee so hot it could actually burn people if spilled. In order to comply with state, we had to turn down the…

I once shorted a man a nickel, you would’ve thought I just ran over his grandchildren with a car made out of Matlock episodes.

This reminded me of the time my grandma cried during a family vacation. We went to a seafood restaurant, but Grandma decided that day she no longer ate seafood. She ordered pulled pork (at a seafood restaurant). When it came out with a mustard-based sauce, she burst into tears. The poor waitress and our family stared…

illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

Guys, if you feed this troll anymore it’s gonna have to roll out instead of walk

Hands up who is most shocked by the guy’s name?

My therapist would say for you to take a moment and wonder how it feels to be her right now. I think you could have a compassionate conversation with her about reality. Take a pad of paper and a pen and write out w her how much her life costs. In the context of understanding and helping, you could ask her if she feels…

It sounds like an abortion really would be the best decision, but it might need to be something for her to realize on her own. My older sister has a similar history and chose to have an abortion when she got pregnant (by her long-term boyfriend). My sister told me all this after the fact, but it was a huge relief to…

Attempting to coerce a person into an abortion is universally wrong.