Do you think she just refuses to do fittings? None of her dresses fit well. It's like they just guess what her measurements are and make something that's in the general area, but I'm pretty sure no one ever does any alterations. It's really bizarre.

THIS HEADLINE, THOUGH!

Incidentally, "This is gross and awesome," is how I justified my lime-green-is-the-best phase in 1996 and also the zebra-print dress and Doc Martens I wore to prom, and what I think about every time I sing along to Thrift Shop.

Thank you Mackelmore, for bringing my life full circle. (And also for hanging with Oscar,…

I still get the pronouns wrong all the time. I know few transfolk so it doesn't come up often, but it's still embarrassing to be tripping over such a basic part of my mother tongue so often.

I'm sure, as convincing as this portrait is to us, it was even more so for people of that time. Now, we have many examples of women with short hair, wearing "male" clothing, and acting as if they have some volition of their own, so it wouldn't be as hard to spot that this was a woman in disguise, or at least, it…

She could easily pass for Jewish, Spanish [continental] or Sicilian Italian very easily. Spain and Sicily both were conquered by the Moors for several hundreds of years and had a small influx of Northern Saharans living there. <shrug> I don't get the desire to own someone, but I suppose it is because I have been…

You know, if you suspend this critic's past offenses (see: angry black lady-gate), and give her the benefit of the doubt, then she's guilty of a clueless typo. But then you realize that she works for what is traditionally considered to be the country's most important paper of record and the "liberal media's" strongest…

Oh here it is. Thanks, internet!

I work in workers' comp. I want to meet that woman and shake her hand. She is my hero. Next time one of my claimants decides that they need to be out of work for six months because they got a boo-boo, I am going to tell them about this story.

She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.

When actors do sex scenes, wardrobe provides them with special thongs and "socks" to cover genitalia. They might be faking sex but as coworkers most of them do not want to actually touch and rub each other's genitalia. So the contraption Williams describes is meant to put a barrier between her butt and her costar's…

Ahem. I sell monogrammed thermoses, thank you. I'm very important- you could at least get my product right.

This is also my theory for Midsomer Murders. It's totally Mrs. Barnaby! Why else would so many people die in these tiny villages, and she's always right there taking an art class or singing in the church choir when it happens. Barnaby is desperately trying to cover up for his wife.

I've seen the slowdown instructions described as "only arrest someone if you have to".

I'm in love with this because I've been binge watching MSW every day since Christmas. If they ever add Diagnosis Murder or Matlock on Netflix I'll never get anything done.

I maintain JB Fletcher is actually the greatest serial killer in history, who operated for over a decade and got hundreds of people to take the fall during her murder spree.

She's batshit insane and thinks her daughter will be fine without the chemo. I had all the same worries as you, then I heard an interview with the mother. She is not in her right mind or capable of making these decisions for her child. The "second opinion" thing is bullshit.

I love Ruby Rose. Also, this-